So, it's will's job to line up the ass kissing calls?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I bet Howard has made it very clear that he will fire Will if a real caller gets through.

    Howard doesn't think hes fooling anyone at this point, he just doesn't give a shit.

    Remember, he pisses on his fans.
     
  2. blotchy

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    Seems a great job for someone with 10 years experience there. Isn't he the assistant producer?
     
  3. Phil A Sheo

    Phil A Sheo Well-Known Member

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    You mean all those ass-licking callers weren't random pick ups?!?
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    well the fact that they let one real caller in a week tops speaks volumes ..

    in fact today's show had the most real callers in months...
     
  5. dawg

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    Yes, Bobo has a shrine in his basement. :facepalm:

    To me that says, mentally ill and in dire need of psychological help
     
  6. Coconut Sid

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    I listen to a lot of the old archived shows and it's crazy going back and forth hearing how much the show has changed for the worst. Howard used to pick up calls from regular people. Now it seems like everyone calling in are ass kissing plants.
     
  7. MarvelComics85

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    Ever since the SFN bomb last holiday, I think Will has been super tight with screening. There hasn't been alot of real callers.
     
  8. Guts83

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    Guess you got to be real convincing to actually call in now.
     
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    Oh, don't be fooled. He's so strung-out on drugs that he has borderline delusions/personality disorder.
     
  10. j shmuck

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    I think it's more of Howard's call since he has final say on which calls to put on air. Will probably lets alot through (only guessing)
     
  11. AGT Blows

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    I'm in constant awe of these ass kissing callers. They clearly only want to get on the air and spend countless hours on hold to do it. It must be like a drug. Once Howard takes their call, they suck the naked emperor's balls in the hope of getting another fix on the next show.
     
  12. Jack Shit

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    Dawg speaks truth to power.
     
  13. Tranquil

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    It was very interesting how every caller thought Howards Letterman appearance was "the best ever" and his AGT commercial was "fucken hilarious and pure genius".

    Honestly, I though his Letterman appearance was boring, his last couple appearances, where IMO, really entertaining, it seemed like the old Howard, but this one... just seemed boring, and very tame.

    His AGT commercial, was just an average commercial, nothing special, yet every call was about how amazing and funny it was. At least there was one caller who kissed his ass, and then said how gay his scarf was. But of course Howard deflected and made no comment.
     
  14. jyanks

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    "Who loves me more, Robin - Bobo or Maryann?"
     
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    stuttering john was the best call screener in the history of the show
     
  16. pheelios

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    We need to flood the show and the wrap-up show with over whelming praise of Howard's hair and teeth a la puppies and kittens.
     
  17. DogStar69

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    Fuck will I don't give a shit about him, angry former twink.
     
  18. Elisa Jane

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    I still say that Howard's team is hiring these people to call in. I have been listening since 1989 and Howard never put up with boring people like the ass kissers who call in now. He used to like the crazy people and the angry people so he could yell at them and hang up on them. It drives me crazy when every call now is calling to say how great the show is when the show gets worse every day. I am so SICK of that damn Tommy from ButtFuck Massachusetts calling in every freaking day to kiss Howard's ass!
     
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    The only way top get a real call though is tell the screener you will talk of a kiss-up subject, and if the castrated one picks your call, change topics, and speak your mind....
     
  20. jyanks

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    This. And you gotta use the "secret" phone number. Otherwise, it's super hard to get through on the 1800 #.