So i've been drinking and i asked MLaw to have e-sex with me! guess what she said

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Dec 22, 2011.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    she said "no! youre drunk!"

    just like a wife :mad:
     
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    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    I hear she loves "forced anal".
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :idea:
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    She knows you would have to be to want sex with her
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    the stalker is here :cheer:
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    She's always here she just hasn't posted in this thread yet :)
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    [​IMG]I picture it something like this.
     
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    Mlaw is very sexy.
     
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    :jj:

    :rofl:
     
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    I don't know who to feel more sorry for? :puke::puke:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    shitty wouldn't be that skinny with AIDS. More like this but the female would be 30 years older....


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