News So... Lil Shiv got in big trouble at school today

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    In history they're learning about the Middle East. His teacher asked the class where Jews come from.

    He raised his hand and said, "the oven. '

    :facepalm:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Have you begun the ass whipping yet?

    This one should be severe. :fil:
     
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    Did not happen
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    No. I laughed when Mrs Shiv told me
     
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    I would have said oranges.
     
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    :jj:

    Did his fellow students laugh? That's what matters most.
     
  7. Anfkid

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    He did not. You so don't have a son that fucked up.

    It's time to break out the crisis crayons! :facepalm:
     
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    You should tell the teacher it isn't your fault. The kid picked it up playing Call of Duty online :grad:
     
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    What a dumb kid. People don't come from ovens. It sounds like he needs to be placed in special education classes.
     
  10. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    :giggle: Whats his name on the Shed?
     
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    Jews are the devil. I forget who said that.
     
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    Dude, just stop.
     
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    @DrSublux
     
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    More shiv lies. Probably the stupidest one yet
     
  15. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Great, another holocaust denier!
     
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    :hal:you need a new writer shiv
     
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    Sounds like he's on the right path to being one of the lucky students who will be fucking the hot teachers in the future with a sense of humor like that.
     
  18. Shivvy

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    He said everyone laughed except for one girl. The lone jew in the class :jj:
     
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    He does play that alot
     
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    Congratulations, either you're a liar or your kid's a moron.
     
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