so mrs shiv made a mini thanksgiving dinner tonight

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, etc.

    anyways after i started carving the turkey i realized that shit was super underdone. red juices and all. the problem here is that i was munching on bits of it while i carved it. im fucking scared
     
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    Tl;dr
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i cant tell if im nauseas or if its in my head
     
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    You're fine.
    Make a sandwich.
     
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    It's in your head.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i hope so. i only had a few bites
     
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    You were complaining about your old dog eating shit this morning and now you're eating shit for dinner. :jj:
     
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    you gonna die.
     
  10. newcastlefan

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    you gots the turkeynosis. you get trichinosis from uncooked pork, but turkeynosis is much worse because turkey is tougher than pigs.
     
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    shiv has the turkey cancel!!!
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i almost said something like that to her. but she was really feeling bad about it.
     
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    Drink more alcohol...kills the germs and soothes the nerves
     
  14. Jake Dog

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    [​IMG]

    What brand was it? Hungry Man or Swanson?
     
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    Man that looks good :buffet:
     
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    that photo must be from 1958? when did that last go for 99 cents?
     
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    turkey dinners are awesome, why do we save it only once a year? we should have them on a quarterly basis.:cool:
     
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  18. Jake Dog

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    Why do you think Shiv gagged on it?
     
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    shiv, you'll be fine, most likely you snakced on the outer layer which was def. cooked.
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

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    Are you as fat as HAL now? :ohnoes: