So...My 15yo son has been smoking pot, found pipe in house. Now what?

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  1. Wainegro

    Wainegro VIP Extreme Gold

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    I know from private conversations with folks here that believe it or not, the sensible ones outnumber the lunatics, so here goes: I need some advice. My 15 yo son has been given more and more trust as he's aged. Saturday night sleepovers at a friend's house, etc.. Long story short, he's been smoking pot, not only on these visits but here AT MY FUCKING HOME while I am at work. The wife found his shit under the bed and took it to the dump-Now, get this: the little prick is angry with HER! What the fuck am I going to do? Seriously, there is no talking to this kid. Advice?
     
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    Call the cops.
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    There's your first mistake.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Oh wait, is it legal in the state you live?
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    :right:
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    I've never met a regular pot user that wasn't unemployable and frighteningly full of shit.
    "BUT CARL SAGAN TOKED ERRRYDAY MAN"

    Yeah that was Carl Sagan. You're Tom the unemployable fuckwit that can't keep a job and the only reason your slaggy bitch keeps you around is because you watch her kids.
     
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    r-e-l-a-x.
     
    I invented that, sstressed and Shivvy like this.
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Discuss the issue on a message board, with total strangers.
     
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    total bench-warmer :fail:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    "B-BUT ITS LEGAL NOW, MAN"

    That won't sway employers to hire you.
    Well, unless you want to work the frydaddy.
     
  12. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I think we need to see some pics of your wife in order to help you with this life altering decision.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    step one:



    FUCKING PANIC
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Okay. I just read it. :cwl:
     
  15. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    No, but asking for parenting advice on Dawg's seems like a great idea. :rolleyes:
     
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    Are you retarded?
     
    I invented that and sstressed like this.
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Stevie is right.
     
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    Parent problems.:owned:
     
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    How was working for your Daddy today?
     
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    Few background questions:

    Does your teenager have a job?
    Does he have a $300 phone?
    Does he have a $1000 computer?
    Does he have a $500 tablet?
    Is he a special snowflake that has never been allowed to fail?
     
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