So my assistant is having bra trouble, so I measured her, she's a 34...

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  1. Mlaw

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    The dopes at Victoria Secret told her she's a 36D
     
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    shoulda done it on webcam. Coulda made a fortune.
     
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    Do you have any Soma stores around? They are really good with the measuring and fitting.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    you are a great boss
     
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    lose any toes yet?
     
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    can I measure her?
     
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    that would have made your day wouldn't it?
     
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    :D
     
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    We have Lady Grace, which specializes in such things, I feel bad for her, her back is starting to give her trouble
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Sexual misconduct/harassment. Watch it.
     
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    Tell her to set them free!
     
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    She was talking to her mother the other day, and instead of using my name, she slipped and said "my mom" :wub:
     
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    ...I kinda felt bad, but not really
     
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    when I was measuring her, I gave her a raspberry on her tummy

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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Weird.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    almost as big as Lisa G :cheer:
     
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    :jerk: