So my bub who is "separated" from his wife is messing around with a married chick.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro VIP

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    The husband has threatened him twice on Facebook. Both couples know each other through the activities of their kids. The chick is Facebook friends with his wife and daughters (the husband made her delete my bub). The other night he brought the chick and his daughter to hang out with friends. Dude is talking about how this chick is "the most amazing chick ever". He's been married for 18 years. He's on the verge of pulling a Lemmy, but to make it worse he and the chicks both have kids. WTF am I gonna do with this motherfucker? :facepalm:
     
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    Smack him upside the head.
     
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    delete them from facebook
     
  4. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    This is not a familiar situation to me at all. :fil:
     
  5. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro VIP

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    You're right. He's not going to move in with the first woman who looked at him, he's just talking about being her boyfriend. Sorry about that.
     
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    Fuck his wife
     
  7. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    tha fuck is a bub?
     
  8. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro VIP

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    She's actually pretty hot, but I don't run behind my buddies.
     
  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    There's not much you can do, except stand far enough away from him so the bullets don't graze you. After that long a marriage, any strange pussy is going to seem like the "greatest chick ever" to him. If he's going to split up with his wife, he should spend at least a year being without a serious relationship, but then again, pussy poisons the mind.
     
  10. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro VIP

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    Yeah, I jokingly asked if we were going to have to fight this guy and he laughed and said maybe. :fil:
     
  11. Splash

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    Then I'm out of ideas.
     
  12. artiesoffspring

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    Fuck his wife. And fuck the other wife. Then when you're done with those wives, find and fuck more wives.
     
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    this.
     
  14. Charon

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    Sage advice from Splash and Artie.
     
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    These are white people?
     
  16. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    :spit:
     
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    The older I get, the less inclined I am to involve myself in my friend's bullshit. The crazy ones all do the exact opposite of whatever advice they get anyway, so these days I just kick back and watch the show.
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    For example, the one who is going through her third divorce, and is already engaged again. Not touching that shit with a 10 foot pole.
     
  19. NipplesAndToes23

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    The chick, her husband, and my buddy's wife are white. My buddy is messican.
     
  20. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Messicans harbor disease.