So my company announced today that there will be no more drug testing!?!

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  1. Kingpin55

    Kingpin55 Active Member

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    I looked around the conference room and saw about 50% of my co-workers crack a smile.
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    They're gonna wait about two months and then put it back in.
     
  3. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Somethings rotten in the state of Denmark....
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You're fucked.
     
  5. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    your company is trollin'
     
  6. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    No need to. They're going out of business anyway....
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I thought they always tested fer drugs and STDs before a gay porno shoot...
     
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    Great time to start smoking crack
     
  9. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    it's all fun & games until someone gets crushed by a forklift
     
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    Chigs The finest in the Nation VIP

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