So...My dad caught me smoking pot, found my pipe in the house. Now what?

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  1. WillyBest

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    I need some advice. My dipshit of a dad has been giving me more and more trust as I've aged. Saturday night sleepovers at my friend's house, etc.. Long story short, I've been smoking pot, not only on these visits but here AT MY OWN FUCKING HOME while my dumbass dad is at work. My mom found my shit under my bed and took it to the dump-I am SO PISSED AT HER!!! Can you believe the nerve of the bitch? I have half a mind to let my dad know she's been fucking the mailman (and the UPS driver-he has no idea!)!!! What the fuck am I going to do? Seriously, there is no talking to my dad. He's always on some stupid Howard Stern message board. Advice?
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    This site is 18+. I'm going to have to ban you.
     
  3. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    He never said his age.
     
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    This is true. @Psyche
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    But I'm hell as high, yo! @garypagetwo
     
  8. Billy Brown

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  9. WillyBest

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    Normally I'd agree with you, @Billy. But you have to admit this is one of my better spin-off threads...
     
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  10. Popeye Saavedra

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    Is your mom a MILF or a total pig?
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Better start sharing.
     
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    I thought he said his son was 15.
     
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    All my friends think she's pretty hot, but you'll have to confirm with my dad @Wainegro... since she's my mom, I can't really be objective about it...
     
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    Yes, it's in the title of the thread: My 15 year old son..............
     
  15. WillyBest

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    Come on over any time my dad is at work! My mom hasn't found my oxy stash yet!
     
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    I would tell him this:
     
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    I'll take two of my brain-on-drugs over easy with bacon and hashbrowns please.
     
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    Take a guess