so my flight got canceled...

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  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    The plane is busted. :facepalm:
     
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    which airline?
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Better that it broke before take off...
     
  4. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    And instead of getting home at midnight it will be tomorrow.

    sometime.
     
  5. zhukov

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    Ufuckinited.
     
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    Free night in Tijuana :cheer:
     
  7. zhukov

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    Can't get back til tomorrow evening says the oriental ticket wench

    no go I say find something better
     
  8. NipplesAndToes23

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    I hope they screw up the repair and you die a fiery death via plane crash.
     
  9. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    It's always a challenge because my home airport is not a hub.
     
  10. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    So I have to tell her where to look for connecting flights because she is clueless.
     
  11. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    So she finds one.
     
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    been watching Donald Sterling interviews?
     
  13. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    But it's not here at SNA it's at rat infested 3rd world LAX and the flight leaves in 1 and a half hours.
     
  14. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    It's all over the radio here. A slow news day, and God gives us Donald Sterling.
     
  15. Daveindiego

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    You know what, fuck your travel problems, bitch.

    I'm going to smoke an extra big bowl of marijuana while sitting on MY couch watching MY tv.

    :c
     
  16. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    LAX is 45 min away without traffic problems.
     
  17. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    Fuck off you fire charred faggot.
     
  18. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    While watching MY city burn down....
     
  19. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    So I get on the aptly named Super Shuttle and the Mexican version of A J Fort gets us to LAX in time. I tipped him $5 for not getting us killed.
     
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    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    There were 2 gals on the shuttle in the same boat one was hot one wasn't.