Discussion in 'The Bar' started by zhukov, May 14, 2014.
The plane is busted.
Better that it broke before take off...
And instead of getting home at midnight it will be tomorrow.
Free night in Tijuana
Can't get back til tomorrow evening says the oriental ticket wench
no go I say find something better
I hope they screw up the repair and you die a fiery death via plane crash.
It's always a challenge because my home airport is not a hub.
So I have to tell her where to look for connecting flights because she is clueless.
So she finds one.
been watching Donald Sterling interviews?
But it's not here at SNA it's at rat infested 3rd world LAX and the flight leaves in 1 and a half hours.
It's all over the radio here. A slow news day, and God gives us Donald Sterling.
You know what, fuck your travel problems, bitch.
I'm going to smoke an extra big bowl of marijuana while sitting on MY couch watching MY tv.
LAX is 45 min away without traffic problems.
Fuck off you fire charred faggot.
While watching MY city burn down....
So I get on the aptly named Super Shuttle and the Mexican version of A J Fort gets us to LAX in time. I tipped him $5 for not getting us killed.
There were 2 gals on the shuttle in the same boat one was hot one wasn't.