So, my friend woke up the other night because she heard the dog's tags jingling...

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    and thought he was getting into something.

    No. He was asleep on his bed.
    And her husband was standing there pissing on him.

    The piss was hitting the tags. The poor Beagle barely knew what was going on.

    He was drunk.

    (The husband, not the Beagle)




    ...Friend moved into her own apartment today.
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that poor guy.
     
  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    the husband, not the beagle.
     
  4. JJDealer

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    Is this the cheater?
     
  5. BaddFunn

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    piss drunk :smile:
     
  6. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    the cheater or the one with the huge tits?
     
  7. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    at least he didn't fuck the dog.



    or did he?
     
  8. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Neither. This one wanted to cheat because she was so miserable. But she never did.
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    what about tits now?
     
  10. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    You have 3 more friends than most people here
     
  11. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I don't think so.

    He DID however fuck a prostitute last year.

    They split up briefly but reconciled. Though I suspect it hasn't been the same since.
     
  12. beatlejaws

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    he sounds like a regular Pat Boone
     
  13. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    And they're all really fucked up. :jj:

    Maybe that's why we get along.
     
  14. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    he kinda sounds like your type :dontknow:

    no offense
     
  15. DrivenByDemons

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    can we talk more about these tits?
     
  16. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Other things this guy has said/done:

    Peed down the basement stairs, then told her not to worry about cleaning it up, because he was doing it with some paper towels he'd found.
    They were socks from the laundry basket.

    Showed an entire room full of people his "bat wing" (that was actually kinda funny).

    Peed in his daughter's potty chair when she was a toddler.

    Sent his wife this text: "Well my day started out great. Pooped my pants at the park".

    Said this to his (4 y/o) son: "Stop crying. The only reason you cry is if someone dies or you get your leg cut off!"
     
  17. Satori Brah

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    There's this new girl at work. Thin, nice tits.

    /story
     
  18. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    :facepalm:
     
  19. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    this news is awful, i need to see your breasts, stat!
     
  20. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    My one friend has huge knockers.

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