So my girlfriend really went all out for me on Valentines day.

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  1. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    I bought her a big box of chocolates, a stuffed animal and some flowers. She bought me dinner at a nice place a bunch of cold medicine and gave me a terrific blow job. I think I got the better deal. Its been a while since I had a girl hook me up on a holiday. She is really bringing her A game.
     
  2. Stinkypussy

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    What a baller..
     
  3. BrulesRules

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    Nice, when she was done did you ask her how your balls taste?
     
  4. DarkFriday

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    Does she have to lift Ur gunt to find ur cock? :vyb:
     
  5. AnimalGod

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    She will lick them on request but usually handles them gently while slurping my rod.
     
  6. Bro

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    Did the box of chocolate have a hard on it?
     
  7. Zarathustra

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    nothing says love like cold medicine on Valentine's Day.
     
  8. AnimalGod

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    She bought me a lot because she knew I was sick. I would bet she spent $50 just on medicine I thought it was sweet.
     
  9. Bro

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    Dan big pimpin.
     
  10. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    It's not very considerate of you to have a woman blow you while you're sick.
     
  11. DarkFriday

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    :nono:
     
  12. Bro

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    I bought my wife a box of fererro rocher and a couple of cards. A bj might be in the cards tonight.
     
  13. Zarathustra

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    Same woman that you take to Chinese buffet,
     
  14. Bro

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    romantical
     
  15. Stan Beeman

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    this never happened
     
  16. Mack

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    BOOP BOOP!!!



    :yes:
     
  17. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    AG, do you get fully naked for blow jobs?
     
  18. Engaged Chicken

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    :lol:

    You've been married almost 30 years.

    :secret: That's not happening.
     
  19. Sleep

    Sleep I Only Drink Caucasian Water DawgShed News

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    Do you have to sumo squat to unleash the penis?
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  20. Dream Theater

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    None of this happened. :coffee: