So My Kid Just Started his Gig on Campus Radio...

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    My son is a freshman college student, and just started a gig as a radio DJ on the university's radio station, just like some famous radio jock that we all used to love...

    He's taken to wearing shades and a Louis XIV-style wig, so I'm a bit concerned where all of this might lead...
     
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    Canpus? Is that anything like a Fleshlight?:bigthink
     
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    I had a radio show at my university. It was a 6-9pm deal - and I brought in some CDs to give away one night. These two girls from the dorm were the right callers, they came up to get the CDs and I ended up sleeping with one of them about a week later. I've never done anything in radio since, but that alone made it worth all the effort. :jj:
     
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    Yeah, I saw the misspelling as soon as it posted and went back in to change it, wanting to do so before some wisecracker saw it. Too late! :doh:
     
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    Is this your boy?
     
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    That's a very inspirational story! I'll have to tell him about that!
     
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    If he's shitty to his friends and takes up with a skinny, insane blonde chick, you know what you'll have to do for the betterment of society, right?
     
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    Wish the young man the best
     
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    :haha: Thank God, no!

    I'm all human, not simian, like that kid's dad...
     
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    Thanks, @yaddc!

    :lo5:
     
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    I'm just hoping he can tone it down a bit and stop banging all the hot models on campus. The station manager has already had words with him...:rolleyes:
     
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    I guess he's too young for "trophy" models like Howchie, but if you see any 14 year old groupie's hanging around him, you'll need to do an intervention!
     
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    In all seriousness though, I don't know much about radio, but when I was listening to his show over the 'net, the modulation (I assume) made his voice sound deeper. I had to ask my secretaries if that was him, before he introduced himself...
     
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    I was referring to one of my favorite lies of The Wig. He went on a rant one day about how "easy" it is to fuck models, as he had done so numerous times while a DJ on his campus station at Boston University. Yeah, right, Wiggie...
     
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    Tell him he would be smart to find a drunken angry dwarf to go on the air with him.
    Also let him know that nobody in the audience wants to hear about anyone's cock !
     
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    Sal and Richard should call in and do phones phone calls on him
     
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    I'm hoping "Chris from Arizona" (one of my favorite Riley callers) or Sour Shoes rings him up while he's on the air!
     
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    Ask the Magic 8 Ball *shake monitor*
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    No disrespect to your son. I'm joking! :)
     
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    ...i still remember kzap the first fm station in northern cali. it was like a watering hole because all the am stations (that was all you could get) were playing crap. ask your son to look up the history of kzap university of cali-sacramento.
     
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