So my Mom and Sister are making the 8 hour trek to come see me for the weekend...

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  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    This won't be awkward at all.
     
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    Are they hot?
     
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    Butt Trumpet Insert vagina flap here. VIP Gold

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    Fake a zeisure, zat vorks vor me.
     
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  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Sis is and Mom probably was.
     
  5. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Please make a picture thread of their visit.
     
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  6. banksy

    banksy Hey. You ugly. You yo daddy's son. VIP

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    Are they staying at your house?
     
  7. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I invited them to but they opted for the convenience of a hotel suite (thank God).
     
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  8. Mack

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    I'll get right on that.
     
  9. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Why awkward?
     
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  10. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I've only met them twice in my life.
     
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    It will be all good then. Take them on a cool short outing.
     
  12. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    They just want to see what you've got going on to figure out how much money they can ask to borrow.
     
  13. Mack

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    We booked a private ghost tour in the creepiest and oldest part of the city. We also hooked it up with some dinner reservations.
     
  14. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm sure they'll be in awe of my 1990 Honda Prelude.
     
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    Make the best of it bro.
     
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  16. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's the plan.
     
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    :jj:

    I'm just saying. Try and be positive. Unless they ask for money how bad could it be?
     
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    Nice. I'm sure you will have plenty to do while they there. If not eat a brownie.
     
  19. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Well you invited 'em. Talk about the warrior gene to break the ice. :eek:

    I'm sure it'll be fine. Just remember that they probably feel awkward as well (mom especially). If you feel weird about something just talk about it with them and it will all go away. What's the worst that can happen?
     
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  20. BLOW ME

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    knock this one out and the next time will be easier, went through a similar thing with my gf's step sister.
     
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