So my nephew is married to this halfrican.....

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    She's cute and all, but her mama.....
     
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    Picture all of the stereotypes you have for a white chick who has kids by two different black guys....and multiply that by 10...
     
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    She's like 45 and is closer to 300 than 250....
     
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    You have a great camera....
     
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    Kirk Douglas.
     
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    So I brought my great nephew over to go swimming, and it turns out her bf is here....
     
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    what's so great about him?
     
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    This nigga looks like he could play safety for the Seahawks. Dude is young, good looking and pretty ripped. I can't believe he goes out in public with this wildebeest.....
     
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    I'm literally embarrassed to be black right now. :facepalm:
     
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    drive by a walmart in Santee sometime. i feel your racist pain.
     
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    A little background on her. Her husband died less than a year ago. The other day at the pizza joint she tells my mom that she's fucked like 12 guys since then, including a 22yo, and now she's living with a guy.
     
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    @Danas Boyfrien I love your running tale of your visit home!!!

    It's funny.
     
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    Big hoop earrings and a nose ring?
     
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    Halfblacklivesmatterhalfasmuch
     
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    TMI ITT IMO
     
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    Nope, too fat for any of that.
     
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    Fuck it-- I'll give it a shot.

    Hair pulled back in a pony tail.

    You already said she's fat, so I'll add that there's a good chance she wears yoga pants (the cheap see-thru ones) because she has wide hips and believes that equates to having a nice ass, when, in actuality, it's a bus driver's ass.

    Some dude's name is probably tattooed on her titty (ex.-- 100% Devante or some shit).

    Wild colored finger nails.

    Extra heavy on the lipstick.

    Probably pops her gum.

    Extra loud.

    Has at least one Michael Kors bag.

    3 gold chains.

    Listens and goes to concerts featuring '90's R&B acts (Ginuwine, Intro, Jodeci, Silk, Keith Sweat).

    And with all this: This bitch still can't dance.

    That's always fucked me up about white chicks that date a lot of black dudes.