I was home, minding my own business, posting away and having a few beverages. Then at about 2:30 I get a phone call and it's my good friend (who is also my nephew's father). He was HAMMERED. They'd attempted to turn his car around in this fieldy area and sunk it in the mud, about a quarter-mile from my house. He was with a girl he knows, who was also drunk, as well as his driver who was not drunk, but who was... My crazy ex. (Not the most recent one; the one before that who crashed my car and stalked me and all that. The CRAZY crazy one.) So. I figure, I don't want my friend to get a DUI, especially because that affects my nephew. Plus he doesn't deserve one... he had a DD. He can't help if that person made a bone-head decision. But if they're fucking with this car and a cop rolls up, and the real driver isn't physically driving, they can tell the cop whatever they want but it doesn't matter. HIS name is on the car. He's fucked. My friend said he had tow chains. I was not able to leave the house. My daughter was here, plus I'd had a couple drinks and am still on probation so I can't risk my ass. So now I'm thinking, what the fuck am I supposed to do?