So my wife switched birth control..

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  1. SneakAtoke

    SneakAtoke Active Member

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    She can't take the depo shot anymore,so she got a MIRENA..How effective is this fucking thing?..[​IMG]
     
  2. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    Just get a vasectomy dude......
     
  3. johnnynoname

    johnnynoname Well-Known Member

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    lol at "having a wife"


    what's it like living in the 50's, ozzie?
     
  4. daphnejoanes

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    Yeah, what Snotty said
     
  5. Joe Bauers

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    The 50's were a beautiful place,
     
  6. Brokenbad

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    "May I please have my ice pick back?"
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  7. johnnynoname

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    tell me about it, brother (/Hulkster)

    back in the 50's you could still use "the n-word" in public

    Now, the only time I use "the n-word" is behind closed doors and after the sentence "put that strap on on and use it on me you, "
     
  8. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Stop being a selfish prick and get clipped! Don't put your wifes life in danger by having her shove experimental crap up her vag! :coffee:







    :hat:
     
  9. SneakAtoke

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    Im 30 bro,fuck that!
     
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    Brokenbad Well-Known Member

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    My wife uses the "N" word every day.....NO.
     
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    I think they're as effective as the pill, but safety wise? I don't know. I wouldn't want to shove something that gruesome looking up my cooch, that's for sure.
     
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    Stick to anal.
     
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    i hear insertion can be a little tricky.

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    :haha:
     
  15. Justin

    Justin New Member Banned User

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    I just did a Google News search for Mirena. Here are the top results in order:

    -Oklahoma woman sues Bayer over Mirena pregnancy
    -Bayer sued by PA woman who became pregnant after Mirena IUD
    -Mirena led to miscarriage, hysterectomy
    -More than 570 Mirena lawsuits now pending in New Jersey multicounty litigation
    -New Mirena IUD alleges uterus perforation
    -Hissey, Kientz, LLP now offering Mirena IUD lawsuit consultations

    Sounds like you have a winner to me. :dontknow:
     
  16. itpdude

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    My wife had to switch birth control for some damned reason and, man, it messed with her hormones. It didn't turn her into a bitch or anything but she was pretty fuckin' emotional for a good month. Commercial with puppies and kittens? Forget about it.

    And we watched that movie Up, the cartoon from Pixar about the old man and the balloons? Bad move. She wept through most of it.
     
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    Just pull out and blow a load on her stomach.
     
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    I'll be honest. I wept like a bitch during the 10 minute marriage montage at the beignning. My wife switched over to some birth control pills that apparentlly olny giver her a period once every 3 months or so. The physical toll it takes on her though seem to not make it worth it though. She aches alot and claims that the new pills have negatively affected her sex drive. She plans on switching back to the other pills soon
     
  20. killallposers

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    i was man enough to hold back the tears, but christ, what a way to start a fucking kids movie. though, that part probably didn't even phase kids, just us old, mortality-aware, fearful pussies.