So no food threads from me for a while

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 28, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Putting my fat ass on a diet :what:
     
  2. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    the big d, huh?
     
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    Old lady call you chubby ?
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Wha
     
  5. wigtropolis

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  6. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    cha cha cha
     
  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    I'll try to keep the lunch threads going in your absence
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    No

    You ever see a picture of yourself that someone took at a gathering and you're like OH FUCK

    That happened to me this weekend :nocheer:
     
  9. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    when you're slidin into first
    and you hear something squirt
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :iohi5:
     
  11. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    I give it 3 days tops
     
  12. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    climbin up a ladder
    and you hear sumpin splatter
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    When are you gonna learn that you can basically eat whatever you want if you exercise? :facepalm:
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    And the Wii Fit is not real exercise!
     
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    And neither is sex!
     
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    i did one last blow out with pizza and a sausage sammich a month ago. i've been controlling the calories since.

    i had heard about the freshman 15, but i never heard of the retired 20.

    reducing your moving around by 80% helps you gain weight?

    who knew? :dontknow:
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Schmoopy I am NOT taking advice from your bloated looking ass :jj:
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Why can't you start nutritious meals threads?
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    It was the beard!
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Just take a 45 minute walk every morning if you don't do anything else.