Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 28, 2013.
Putting my fat ass on a diet
the big d, huh?
Old lady call you chubby ?
cha cha cha
I'll try to keep the lunch threads going in your absence
You ever see a picture of yourself that someone took at a gathering and you're like OH FUCK
That happened to me this weekend
when you're slidin into first
and you hear something squirt
I give it 3 days tops
climbin up a ladder
and you hear sumpin splatter
When are you gonna learn that you can basically eat whatever you want if you exercise?
And the Wii Fit is not real exercise!
And neither is sex!
i did one last blow out with pizza and a sausage sammich a month ago. i've been controlling the calories since.
i had heard about the freshman 15, but i never heard of the retired 20.
reducing your moving around by 80% helps you gain weight?
Schmoopy I am NOT taking advice from your bloated looking ass
Why can't you start nutritious meals threads?
It was the beard!
Just take a 45 minute walk every morning if you don't do anything else.