So now I FiNALLY became official at my Job and Now Im training to be a bartender!!!

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    This week I am also officially off unemployment :smiley: Just filled out a W4 . It has taken me since fucking February to get in to this place. I was busing for them under the table every friday and saturday and just kept working my ass off and I was worried they were going to keep looking me over but I kept taking peoples days that did not want to work this summer and Now I am an official member.


    Things have not been perfect. last weekend this other guy I work with was acting real aggresive and rude to me about not knowing stuff and MY BFF said I was giving him the angry smirk all night which I need to stop doing I dont want any problems at this place . also I called a cab on saturday night to go home at 3 30 in the morning and it did not show up til almost six in the morning. It sucked I was all wet and cold and waited in the woods by my work because I did not want to get robbed in a parking lot all by myself.

    I am doing everything I can to be a good bartender I downloaded a Mr.Bartender app and asked my fellow employees to call me Mr. Bartender to motivate me. I took pictures off all the spirits that we have and I also know how to make a long Island and I call stuff Jiggers and stuff and I downloaded Bartending for Dummies. I found out THat one of the dudes I work with has his own Signature Drink And I want my own too so if you guys can help me come up with a good name and find me a really fun fruity drink to make that would be awesome!! :mario:

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  3. wicked smaaaht

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    looking good Mario!
     
  4. MatthewT

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    proud of you dude; keep up the good work :beer:
     
  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Gaytorade :hat:

    seriously, glad to see you working hard Bro, keep up the good work!
     
  6. gilaet

    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    Mario thread :cheer2:

    And thats awesome man, and you look great in the pic! People were speculating you had maybe fallen off the eating wagon :) Keep it up man!
     
  8. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Sweet, what's the pension plan like?
     
  9. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Fuck off. Quit trying to out-homo Mario in his own thread.
     
  10. MatthewT

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    make a drink after the lorrikeet, this awesome gay ass bird, with layered colors of liquors:


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  11. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Great aspirations dude
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Congrats!
     
  13. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    LOL people were speculating >?!?!?! and I kind of did but I started my diet yesterday. I was sucking in my stomach like crazy in that pic and thank god the raft covered up the back fat.
     
  14. wicked smaaaht

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    What about the "liger"?

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  15. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Pension has something to do with jail right?? I have no idea Im just glad that I can now show proof of work if I want to make payments on a car.
     
  16. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Awesome Mario. Congrats man!
     
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    Fuck yeah Mario! Congrats and time to make some serious loot
     
  19. Gitfiddle

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    :wtf:
     
  20. zhukov

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    obviously, the signature drink would be called the Super Mario