So, otters are kinda dicks

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  1. XuXu

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    In one prior report on breeding-associated mortality, a tagged territorial male sea otter held a struggling female underwater until her body became limp and then copulated repeatedly with her carcass. Ten months later, this same male was observed with the carcass of another female sea otter. In both cases, the male was swimming, diving, guarding, and copulating with the carcass.

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    And that monkey had it coming in that video on that site.
     
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    wow. My mom's an otter.
     
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    they keep a good job at keeping my iphone safe
     
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    Hate them buggers. Eat all the clams. Someone otter look into this.
    :c
     
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    bahahahah
     
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    A weaned harbor seal pup was resting onshore when an untagged male sea otter approached it, grasped it with its teeth and forepaws, bit it on the nose, and flipped it over. The harbor seal moved toward the water with the sea otter following closely. Once in the water, the sea otter gripped the harbor seal’s head with its forepaws and repeatedly bit it on the nose, causing a deep laceration. The sea otter and pup rolled violently in the water for approximately 15 min, while the pup struggled to free itself from the sea otter’s grasp. Finally, the sea otter positioned itself dorsal to the pup’s smaller body while grasping it by the head and holding it underwater in a position typical of mating sea otters. As the sea otter thrust his pelvis, his penis was extruded and intromission was observed. At 105 min into the encounter, the sea otter released the pup, now dead, and began grooming.

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    I like Beavers better.
     
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    beavers can kick a river otter's furry ass
     
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    DO NOT fuck with Beavers.

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    that's a woodchuck

    for one, beavers have webbed fingers
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    That is a beaver you fucknut.
     
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    no, it isn't you wingnut

    #2 - beavers have a dark oily coat

    [video=youtube;WyZP6m69y5A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyZP6m69y5A[/video]

    "Check under the tree! I wonder if it has babies in there." :facepalm:
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Would you hit this? She's in a beaver swamp.

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    [video=youtube;51UQghBtLuM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51UQghBtLuM[/video]