So sick of those lame songs.

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  1. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Turned on the show this morning to see if they might have a good guest on.
    Jeff the drunk was on and they immediately started in with some asshole singing a lame song about Jeff being boring
    Bad enough when they were doing it for Robin at the start of the news but now these unfunny assholes write songs about everyone on the show. Talk about boring! Guess it uses up some of the time making less work for wiggy.
     
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    markluke Well-Known Member

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    Correct. Fred just does the Lucas Dell'abate and presses "play". In another few months the only thing "live" about Howard will be the live reads for marbles.
     
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    Dick Nipaolo Inconsequential human

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    Your right man... I still find it disturbing, on so many levels. That you still hear songs about boning Robin.. I think a prerequisite for getting them played on the show. Should be a fap session, to a naked Robin, holding her brownie bag.. Prove that while your 3 fingers deep.. Your okay with her portable sewer, being within 3 feet of your head... Cause these songs aren't funny.. But neither is 97 percent of the show these sad days... That's just me though..
     
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    20 years ago any of these songs would have been an accomplishment given that you had to record it to tape, etc.

    Have you noticed how quickly these guys can crank out a song nowadays? Like the next day they have something. It's all virtual instruments and in-the-box mixing with automatic harmonies. Some are actually fairly talented, but the novelty wore off around 4 years ago.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    How about the songs where they wanna bang Robin. And those lovely flap-jacks on her chest.
     
  6. markluke

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    scarred up droopy old tits. Yuck.
     
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    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Filler.
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Who doesn't want to bang an overweight, 70 year old cancer victim with no bowels and a pee bag?
     
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    markluke Well-Known Member

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    That's hot.
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    the only good thing is the songs are spread out more.It used to be on Robin songs which was worse.
     
  11. SomerSky

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    We ALL know the three or four guys they go to for songs whip them up according to the phone call they get a day or two before from the HSS, nobody makes that shit up anymore without prompting....
     
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    totally agree.... I'm so over the "Robin is hot, want to bang her in the pooper" songs... just the slightest mental imagery = :puke:

    even SHE doesn't find them entertaining.... not even a fake cackle for them anymore... that's sayin something!
     
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    The songs serve a dual purpose:
    1. Filler
    2. Filler that he doesn't have to write
     
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    I'm a couple weeks behind on listening.... please say the Casey Kasem bit is over by now.....
    its not fun, its not funny

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    I think the Robin songs are hilarious. You guys don't appreciate the irony?
     
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    Fixed/added #3
     
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    Beth was on a show called filter :bigthink:
     
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    #3. filler that he doesn't have to pay for