So slippy and Nerd walk into a bar

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by CMG, Jun 23, 2012.

  1. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    I cant remember the rest of the story but ur mom's a fucking whore
     
  2. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    oh, the humanity.
     
  3. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    OMG, it's God.


    Hi God.
     
  4. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Mom says hi
     
  5. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    hi ted hi tarp, will suck and fuck for money
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    There'd be a hell of a good barfight if they both walked into the same bar.






    Oh, and CMG takes it up the pooper.
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I don't know how the rest goes either but I hope it ends with my tongue in Nerd's asshole. :woowoo:
     
  8. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    In case you guys didnt know what cmg's been up to lately, well this morning i injected raccoon shit in my cock
     
  9. Cutlass

    Cutlass New Member

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    Nice
     
  10. Motoflou

    Motoflou New Member

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    Team Nerd
     
  11. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    You collect it yourself?

    Or call one of those folks that sells deer piss and whatnot.
     
  12. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    i usually hover my mouth under a raccoons asshole , hate when shit goes to waste
     
  13. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Good for you.

    That's the kind of life experience that makes a resume' really pop.
     
  14. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Thats the way my Grand Pappy use to do it too.

    Hey God :hw:
     
  15. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Finally, another classy fuckin' poster...
     
  16. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    Hey Jtj, where do i get some asshole blood around here ?
     
  17. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I think GaryVag2 can fix you up on that one.
     
  18. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Ask Boytouchmore Mike, he like the BBC asshole tearings.
     
  19. jackie the jerk

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    Or that homo also.
     
  20. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    i think im gonnna ask garyvag, im gonna pull it out from his asshole by force. will pwn his asshole