Stern Show So sounds like Mr Stern not doing so well.

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  1. Ronniecheated

    Ronniecheated Well-Known Member

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    Today Mrs Stern called in to wish Howard a happy birthday. So they went through the usual how I was conceived hump jokes parting the hairs and so on. It went on for several minutes but no Mr Stern on the line. Howard made a reference to him and encouraged them to have sex on his birthday to which Mrs Stern said "Oh yeah we'll do that"

    Does this mean he is calling?

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  2. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Howard's the greatest radio interviewer ever. Am I being edgy enough?
     
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  3. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    The old man never likes talking on the radio.
     
  4. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    2016 will be when old Ben Stern kicks and Howard comes out of the closet.

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  5. safetydancer

    safetydancer Well-Known Member

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    Howard's always talking about how Ben is near deaf. It's annoying enough when he does an imitation of his dad not hearing him clearly
     
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  6. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    you get into your 90s and you get old real fucking quick
    my grandmother went from quite independent and shit at 93-94
    95 now and she's old and tired and quiet and waiting for it to end

    it happens

    what a gloomy fucking post
     
  7. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    This is probably the reason, although Ben is as old as dirt.
     
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  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Does she still put out?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Bens diapers are nice and full....
    He is tube fed fish on Tuesdays
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    He's lucky his parents lived into their 90's. Not everyone is so lucky.
     
  11. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    I don't know
    my grandfather been dead for 30 years--I think she closed up shop after that
    but who knows--maybe she likes to get nailed now and again
     
  12. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    "My dad wanted to be in on the call... ok, so last week he needed a loaf of bread and some tuna fish for his lunches. I asked Gary but he said it wasn't in the budget. So instead of the lunches I promised my dad three on-air plugs for anything he has going on, you know... but... I guess my dad was being passive aggressive toward me or something. It's ok. I still love my dad, Robin."
     
  13. Honkey Donkey

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    i wonder when his father dies he will talk about the golden globes before he mentions his dad .
     
  14. JerseySlim

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    I thought Mrs. Stern sounded like she's 100 years old
     
  15. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    I guess some 95 year olds just haven't aged well.
     
  16. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Anybody else get the vibe that Burger King is ripping off Stern's parents in the latest Burger King Commercial?

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  17. EddyG

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    even I don`t want his parents to die.They need to live dammit.
     
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    I'm impressed she was able to call in, they're so old. Not as talkative but you could tell she's still 'there'.
     
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  19. Father O'Blivion

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    That crossed my mind too. I do know one thing, that new chicken burger isn't bad.
     
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    deadbeat Well-Known Member

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