So that Malaysian jet was pinging satellites for four hours after it disappeared

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  1. gwartney

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    Why did it take them 4 days to find that out?

    Wouldn't it be a miracle if it ends up that it was hijacked and landed somewhere?
     
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    How is it that they can watch 2 people fuck from a satellite but they can't find the god dammed jet?
     
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    googling now........
     
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    Nobody wants to see a jet.
     
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    Hell, if you steal a pack of cigarettes from a 7-11 they can figure out who you are in about 5 minutes. The fucking cops are waiting for you when you get home. They can't find a giant jet.
     
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    Both the US and the chinks probably know where the plane is. They are both playing stupid so that they don't give up clues about each country's respective satellite capabilities.
     
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    I run a fucking red light and by the time I get home there's a ticket in my mail box but they can't find the damned jet.
     
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    Holy stupid gif.
     
  18. gwartney

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    I look at a couple of pictures of young ........... Never mind.
     
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    hey i googled satellite sex but this was the best i could come up with
    hope i don't get xbarred

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