So that Malaysian jet was pinging satellites for four hours after it disappeared

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Why did it take them 4 days to find that out?

    Wouldn't it be a miracle if it ends up that it was hijacked and landed somewhere?
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    How is it that they can watch 2 people fuck from a satellite but they can't find the god dammed jet?
     
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    googling now........
     
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    Nobody wants to see a jet.
     
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    zingger They know! Gold

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    Hell, if you steal a pack of cigarettes from a 7-11 they can figure out who you are in about 5 minutes. The fucking cops are waiting for you when you get home. They can't find a giant jet.
     
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    Both the US and the chinks probably know where the plane is. They are both playing stupid so that they don't give up clues about each country's respective satellite capabilities.
     
  11. Swedish John

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  13. gwartney

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    I run a fucking red light and by the time I get home there's a ticket in my mail box but they can't find the damned jet.
     
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    Holy stupid gif.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I look at a couple of pictures of young ........... Never mind.
     
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    hey i googled satellite sex but this was the best i could come up with
    hope i don't get xbarred

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