So that straight caller who blew a guy ...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by cah155, Dec 11, 2014.

  1. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -47,096
    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2012
    Messages:
    3,180
    Likes Received:
    1,802
    Wiggy picked up call acting like he's been in that situation before. 1000 bucks says Ralph convinced him to blow him to see if he'd like it.
     
    smichal likes this.
  2. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    112,583
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    11,176
    Likes Received:
    21,201
    And he did like it.
     
    smichal and Jayla like this.
  3. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    9,288
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2012
    Messages:
    3,989
    Likes Received:
    2,264
    It's cathartic for him, the old geezer is inching out of the closet day by mother-fucking day.
     
    bznick, reno, smichal and 1 other person like this.
  4. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -47,096
    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2012
    Messages:
    3,180
    Likes Received:
    1,802
    "But that doesn't make you gay"
     
    smichal likes this.
  5. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    384,616
    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2012
    Messages:
    55,632
    Likes Received:
    61,906
    A comic once said... I am not gay but I think that guy blowing me might be
     
  6. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

    Reputations:
    -208,538
    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2014
    Messages:
    27,892
    Likes Received:
    124,875
    Here's a question I have - Is it gay for a guy to blow himself if he is capable? This has been discussed on Stern in the past and Stern says it is gay. But as we all know, Stern is full of shit.
     
    smichal likes this.
  7. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    384,616
    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2012
    Messages:
    55,632
    Likes Received:
    61,906
    Mickey that is a great ass

     
  8. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

    Reputations:
    816,185
    Joined:
    May 12, 2013
    Messages:
    31,288
    Likes Received:
    65,313
    So you're pretty flexible, huh?
     
    reno, smichal and Blur like this.
  9. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

    Reputations:
    14,770
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    2,337
    Likes Received:
    2,200
    Use your legal training, Larry: It totally depends on your state of mind at the time. If you blow yourself because you really want a dick in your mouth, you're gay; if you blow yourself because you're just so desperate to get a mouth on your dick that it's worth putting it your own mouth, you're not necessarily gay. For those who disagree, why doesn't using your hand on your own dick make you gay the way jerking off another dude does? Same difference.

    On the topic of that caller, I caught that...the only five minutes of the show I heard: The dude is gay because he started off saying that he's been fantasizing about having sex with guys for a long time. End of story, because that makes you gay all by itself whether or not you ever act on it. Unfortunately, the guy was also too dopey to figure out that the reason his experience went bad was because of the dude and circumstances that he picked for his experiment. Now he thinks he's straight because his 1 gay experience was bad. What about all those desires before the experiment? Straight guys don't fantasize about sex with other dudes. Gay with a capital F.
     
    Last edited: Dec 11, 2014
    ARM and LawyerLarry like this.
  10. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

    Reputations:
    -208,538
    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2014
    Messages:
    27,892
    Likes Received:
    124,875
    I was asking for a friend.
     
    baci, Cunt, reno and 2 others like this.
  11. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

    Reputations:
    816,185
    Joined:
    May 12, 2013
    Messages:
    31,288
    Likes Received:
    65,313
    A lot of men on Dawg's have apparently given some focused consideration to whether or not they could blow themselves.
     
  12. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

    Reputations:
    14,770
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    2,337
    Likes Received:
    2,200
    If bending over that far weren't so difficult, the percentage of men who blow themselves regularly would be exactly the same as the percentage of men who jerk off regularly. And if 99% of men had arms that were too short to reach their dicks, they'd be calling the 1% with longer arms gay for jerking off.
     
    baci, Cunt, Stag and 4 others like this.
  13. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

    Reputations:
    816,185
    Joined:
    May 12, 2013
    Messages:
    31,288
    Likes Received:
    65,313
    I know. Men are adorbs.
     
    Shortwave98 likes this.
  14. Box of Rox

    Box of Rox Turgid member VIP

    Reputations:
    38,402
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    2,299
    Likes Received:
    3,540
    Fake caller
     
  15. Richard Tucker

    Richard Tucker Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    8,916
    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2014
    Messages:
    1,100
    Likes Received:
    1,585
    Its not gay, but its also not worth the trouble. Seriously disappointing.
     
    LawyerLarry likes this.
  16. oski

    oski Jump For Cock

    Reputations:
    30,691
    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2014
    Messages:
    9,021
    Likes Received:
    5,687
    umm if I jerk off, I'm not tasting my dick and cum. so no not exactly apples to apples
     
  17. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

    Reputations:
    816,185
    Joined:
    May 12, 2013
    Messages:
    31,288
    Likes Received:
    65,313
    That's what I was thinking, but I didn't want to shame Clump for his interest in auto fellatio.
     
  18. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    112,583
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    11,176
    Likes Received:
    21,201
    Is it gay if ...

    ...the guy doesn't wake up?
     
  19. BuffaloTom

    BuffaloTom Closed By User Banned User

    Reputations:
    16,866
    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2013
    Messages:
    2,355
    Likes Received:
    4,028
    Has anyone every had a telephone conversation with Shorty to see if this caller may have in-fact been him?
     
  20. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

    Reputations:
    14,770
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    2,337
    Likes Received:
    2,200
    Yeah, but if the thing you really enjoy about jerking off is holding a dick in your hand...OR...if you "just" use your hand on other guys, you're very gay and faggot. So, it's a lot closer to apples and apples than it is to apples and oranges: it's more like Gala apples to Granny Smith apples.