So that straight caller who blew a guy ...

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  1. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    Wiggy picked up call acting like he's been in that situation before. 1000 bucks says Ralph convinced him to blow him to see if he'd like it.
     
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    And he did like it.
     
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    It's cathartic for him, the old geezer is inching out of the closet day by mother-fucking day.
     
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    "But that doesn't make you gay"
     
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    A comic once said... I am not gay but I think that guy blowing me might be
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Here's a question I have - Is it gay for a guy to blow himself if he is capable? This has been discussed on Stern in the past and Stern says it is gay. But as we all know, Stern is full of shit.
     
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    Mickey that is a great ass

     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    So you're pretty flexible, huh?
     
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    Use your legal training, Larry: It totally depends on your state of mind at the time. If you blow yourself because you really want a dick in your mouth, you're gay; if you blow yourself because you're just so desperate to get a mouth on your dick that it's worth putting it your own mouth, you're not necessarily gay. For those who disagree, why doesn't using your hand on your own dick make you gay the way jerking off another dude does? Same difference.

    On the topic of that caller, I caught that...the only five minutes of the show I heard: The dude is gay because he started off saying that he's been fantasizing about having sex with guys for a long time. End of story, because that makes you gay all by itself whether or not you ever act on it. Unfortunately, the guy was also too dopey to figure out that the reason his experience went bad was because of the dude and circumstances that he picked for his experiment. Now he thinks he's straight because his 1 gay experience was bad. What about all those desires before the experiment? Straight guys don't fantasize about sex with other dudes. Gay with a capital F.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I was asking for a friend.
     
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    A lot of men on Dawg's have apparently given some focused consideration to whether or not they could blow themselves.
     
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    If bending over that far weren't so difficult, the percentage of men who blow themselves regularly would be exactly the same as the percentage of men who jerk off regularly. And if 99% of men had arms that were too short to reach their dicks, they'd be calling the 1% with longer arms gay for jerking off.
     
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    I know. Men are adorbs.
     
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    Fake caller
     
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    Its not gay, but its also not worth the trouble. Seriously disappointing.
     
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    umm if I jerk off, I'm not tasting my dick and cum. so no not exactly apples to apples
     
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    That's what I was thinking, but I didn't want to shame Clump for his interest in auto fellatio.
     
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    Is it gay if ...

    ...the guy doesn't wake up?
     
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    Has anyone every had a telephone conversation with Shorty to see if this caller may have in-fact been him?
     
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    Yeah, but if the thing you really enjoy about jerking off is holding a dick in your hand...OR...if you "just" use your hand on other guys, you're very gay and faggot. So, it's a lot closer to apples and apples than it is to apples and oranges: it's more like Gala apples to Granny Smith apples.