So the chick I was seeing last summer is now...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Feb 17, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    ...engaged to the ugliest mother fucker I've ever seen in my life

    I don't get it. He looks like he's twice her age and appears to have spent his entire life drinking cheap bourbon 24/7

    It's kinda cool in a "ha ha you settled for that fucking mutant" kinda way, but at the same time I'm like "...WTF does this say about me?" :scratch:

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    Butcher ?

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    Does he have money?
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    He certainly doesn't fucking look like it.

    He looks like some scummy dirty Portland hipster, but like 45 years old.
     
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    Miss Swan? :lol::pray:
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :facepalm: No. This was the short redheaded slut.
     
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    He probably has a full head of hair and doesn't own a Transformers hat. :happyhappy:
     
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    :lol:

    Schmoopy making fun of another balding poster is as funny as Hank the Dwarf arguing he is taller than Beetlejuice.
     
  11. FtM

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    ...and doesn't wear a stupid necklace. :)
     
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    This is also true.
     
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    Chances are this guy is mature and doesn't act and dress like a metrosexual wigger.

    You know...a man...
     
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    I'm not balding but he is, dumdum. :hw:
     
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    poor Chriza

    :jj:
     
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    Neg rep for a turtle gymnast that never dismounts.
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Pwned
     
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    Is she really going out with him?
     
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    Did she break-up with you? If not then why do you give a shit? :coffee:
     
  20. tomtom

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    We know, we know

    Because you have a forehead the size of a billboard and we know you didn't have that as a teenager which means yes, you're a balding dumdum