So The Squirterâ„¢ is pregnant and has decided to name the baby...

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Theon :facepalm:


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  2. Tuesday

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    People will think he's black and potential employers will just trash his resume.
     
  3. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    and he shall be Theon
     
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    Dad's black?
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    cytheria?
     
  6. Popeye Saavedra

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  7. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    What is dead may never die!
     
  8. jackie the jerk

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    At least she didn't name it after its daddy, Chris the squirter doesn't have a good ring to it.
     
  9. MatthewT

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    and he shall be a good man
     
  10. Satori Brah

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    better than Beyonce :dontknow:
     
  11. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    hopefully she miscarries for that poor kid's sake.
     
  12. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    true dat
     
  13. eliasbboy

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    At least when he's pushed out of that twat fountain it'll be like a water slide.

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  14. Schmoopy

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    Chriza's cock must've felt like a cocktail frank being thrown into the Grand Canyon.
     
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  16. MatthewT

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    it's pee
     
  17. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    are you going to take a tes tto verify that it isnt your niglet?
     
  18. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Great. The kid will grow up and be a weak, spineless traitor. Nice.
     
  19. MatthewT

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    no no no you only take that test after she says it's your niglet
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It's not mine fuckers