so the wife and i went to target to finish xmas shopping and

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    there were soo many young chicks there in spandax/yoga pants i wanted to go pound my pud right there on the spot! :jerk:
     
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    You sir are a Pervert!
     
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    I fucked your wife.
     
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    Any bbc?
     
  5. baltimore mike

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    dont you post in my thread you fat fuck
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Was the trouble finding it?
     
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    wait you srsly buy your christmas gifts at target :jj:
     
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    Another Baltimore Neckfat lie. :mad:
     
  10. baltimore mike

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    no schtick
     
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    I throat fucked your wife.
     
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    I got crop dusted at target by a large black woman. Shit hit me so hard I could taste it. :puke:
     
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    target mike :facepalm::jj:
     
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    whats wrong with target!
     
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    i raped your mom bud
     
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    its where poor people and boons shop

    your ok if you get a greeting card or a pen.
     
  17. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    we had to get wrapping and shit its not like it was walmart
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    get aids
     
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    If he fucked your BBC loving wife bareback he probably already got the AIDS from her.
     
  20. baltimore mike

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    scat?