So, there was this today...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by deverrant, Jun 5, 2014.

  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    The guy who owns the building next to my shop was there sprucing up the place for the potential buyers...

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  2. Stan Beeman

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  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Okey Dokey then.
     
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    He Sharted.
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :hhh:

    Maybe he just sat in something. :dontknow:
     
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    Orgy Pants teklife

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    shopped
     
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    He looks flexible enough to wipe his ass, but too old to fucking care...
     
  9. deverrant

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    Fixed.
     
  10. Diogenes1

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    did you call him Rosebud?
     
  11. Stan Beeman

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    shit happens :dontknow:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    He's not that old... late 50s maybe?
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :hhh:
     
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    2-1 odds he's Italian.



    i'm betting the fucking hizzle/
     
  16. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry 2010 OG

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    He has three legs.
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    If I had a dollar for every time I had that, I'd be a millionaire.

    :c
     
  18. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    Don't be a slapcock, Dave.
     
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    boom. keef richards.
     
  20. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    He's Jewish.


    ...and fuck you. :mad: