So they are sending me to rehab

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    apparently.
     
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  3. FCCstandards

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    Nothing like that, jeez.
     
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    GL
     
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    I'll do a rail in your honor.:p

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    Keith Richards, at 73, laughs at you and says rehab is for quitters. He learned to ski and recorded Exile on Main St while drunk, stoned, and high on heroin.
     
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    What kind of rehab?

    I'm quitting opioids Jan 1st cold turkey.
    I finally want to.
    Rehab only works if you want to quit.
    I you want to you will, rehab or not.
    If you don't, rehab won't work anyway.
     
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    Did you say, "no, no, no?"
     
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    Make sure it's coed. Those rehab bitches are constantly searching for daddy
     
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    You fail at civilized society. Sanitarium for you.
     
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    Junkie bitches are hot. See "throated" volumes one thru infinity.
     
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    Who is they, dumbass? You trying to crawl back to an ex?
     
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    Family and friends, it goes deep. They seem to think I can't stop booze.
     
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    Only you would know.
    If you think it will help you, we're here to e-support you for real.
     
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    Unless it's blood, reach back and slap.
     
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    Why not? It worked out well for Amy.

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    No one ever od'ed on booze, kid.
     
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    :jj:
     
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