So This Bitch In A Lexus Sideswipes Me When I'm On My Bicycle Ride...

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  1. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    ....so I'm going down the street and I'm getting ready to pass a church. This cunt in a Lexus SUV starts running me off the road to turn into the lot.

    I start yelling "Hey! Hey!" and she keeps cutting me off. I'm on a downhill on a cruiser bike, so I'm attempting to brake to a stop and she keeps turning.

    I end up hitting the side of her car and falling off my bike into the street.

    Cunt keeps driving up into the lot.

    This sweet young lady(probably about 19) in a KIA sees the whole thing. She stops and asks me if I'm okay....I'm a bit disoriented, but I know my bike is fine, and know I'm only a bit scraped up.

    I tell her that I'm okay....she keeps asking me if I'm sure, sweet girl. We briefly exchange our disbelief that bitch drove away, I thank her, get back on my bike and start going up the exit drive of the church.

    I see the Lexus and start shouting and flag her down. I pull up to her window and say, "You hit me. You didn't even stop.'

    Check this out....

    Cunt starts trying to blame nice young girl in the KIA! Saying, "No, she hit you."

    I said, "No! You hit me! You know you hit me! Can't you at least apologize???"

    Cunt; I'm sorry

    Me: So you saw me on the ground??? After I got hit??? You didn't stop or see if I was okay??? Some humanity you have there.

    Me: ...and you're pulling into a church! May God have mercy on your soul!

    ...and I rode off.

    I know...I should have had the police involved, but I was angry and a little busted up and wasn't thinking.
     
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    tl;dr

    :hug:
     
  3. nazdrowie

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    ..figures that it was a female driver :giggle:
     
  4. h5htyt76757j

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    people lie about the stupidest shit here :facepalm:
     
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    no pics :nocheer:
     
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    Oh, and tl;dr.
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    :depressed:
     
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    :( I told her "You could have ran over me, you could have killed me.".

    ...and she was old.
     
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    I'm glad you're OK. :hug:
     
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    I'm glad you're not dead (srs). :)
     
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    Why is it hard to believe i was depressed?
     
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    I would have called the cops
     
  14. BrulesRules

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    was the 19 year old in the Kia hot??
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    will this have any effect on your food threads?

































    srs, glad you're ok.
     
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    Ditto :hug::wub::orgy:
     
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    Don't know, yo.
     
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    Easy on the language please
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Why would I lie about this? I barely start threads, unlike your ass who can barely help his self. :dontknow:

    I should have taken pics of her license plate, but I was a bit angry and shocked.

    :facepalm:
     
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    oh yeah, glad you are okay!