WTF so this cant unhappen to me.....

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  1. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    earlier i went to the store and saw this tall girl at cash registamabobber and so i walked over to get my drink all gangsta like as i usually do in the presence of a lady and go up to the counter riiiight?

    keep in mind i have quote "glaucoma" and am a VICTIMMMM of hazy eyes while smoking a lot of pot and it was also raining really hard with scorched earth winds here in maine holy cow, anyway i didnt realize it was a MAN that i went to high school with and hes now TRANSITIONED until my friend told me outside the store. which is fine but i was surprised to see how tall he had gotten.

    and she hit on me...its fine but it just caught me off guard. oh well.

    any stories that make you sound like a horrible person as i just shared with you? please send me your cards and letters and ill be sure to read em on next week's show...its thirty noine degrees, here's paul harvey with the rest, of the story
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member VIP

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    sorry to hear you live in maine,i have to assume you're rather unpleasing to the eye
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    im pretty horrible
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member VIP

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    side note..ever since bruce jenner the freaks have been out in full force
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Did you slip into his/her ass?
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    im a gentleman dawg....i've barely had time to say yes about that first date you know what im saying?
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member VIP

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    hmmm..good point everyone has an asshole so plug away
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Sorry. This is almost as tragic as having spotty wifi.
     
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    Who's High Pitch?
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Blind fag.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    I LOVE Maine! I didn't even know you guys had the internet up there.

    Q: What's the difference between a Greenville girl and a moose?
    A: 100 pounds and a plaid shirt!
    :drummin:
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    @EDDIEVRULZ is mean. Don't let him kill your inner light.
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    greenville isnt far from kokadjo and we used to go there off of THE GOLDEN ROAD riiiiight?!!!?
     
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    I'm strangely aroused.
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    You two dating now?!
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    hes a nice guy....my inner light was gone long ago unfortunately
     
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    Why are you even bothering with weed? Do oxycontin - it's your birthright as a Maineiac.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    No. But I'm in love with his avatar.
     
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    I forgot that Maine is a state
     
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