So this chick I bang on the side once in a while

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  1. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    She shows up with a fucking slut gut/pot belly

    LOL WTF?
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    You should shit in her cunt.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I had all kinds of devious thought...LOl

    Tie her up drag her out into the parking lot nekkid? Honk da horn and drive away? :jj:
     
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    She's having your baby.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I sure hope there's no Jesus/heaven/hell thing
     
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    Post a pic stew. Otherwise it's all lies :(
     
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    There isn't
     
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    I've been hedging my bets for years now just in case.
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Bush or shaved?
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I've been betting you lose...It'll be funny if the lights go out and you realize you were wrong either way...OH FUCK
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Landing strip...actually a firm..nice juicy pussy
     
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    so it's been a while
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ........and she's a perfect slut....she has like 4 O's in 5 minutes..wakes you up later blowing you...those are hard to find
     
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    Shaved in front, bush in back :confused:
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    WHEW!
     
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    I'm ready for whatever. Well, I say whatever, but I'm not sure I'd want to do this shit again.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i JUST WANNA MEAT UP...BANG THE LIGHTS OUT OF A CHICK HAVE SOME lolZ AND SEE YA IN A FEW WEEKS...WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT
     
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