So this fat, middle aged slut comes knocking on my door looking for cany

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Bitch was dressed up as a Chicago Bears cheerleader. The Bears don't have cheerleaders. I proceeded to kick her off my property and told her I better never see her fat ass again.
     
  2. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    thats how you gonna get divorced? :jj:
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Did you fuck her??
     
  4. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    The Bears used to have cheerleaders. The Honey Bears. Maybe she was one of the last one's......

    Hater.
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    No you didnt...
     
  6. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    not a way to treat your old lady.
     
  7. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    You don't think he fucked her?
     
  9. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    [video=youtube;ikAJBucW_2Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikAJBucW_2Q[/video]
     
  10. Napoleon V2

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    OP @ the door
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  11. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    The honey bears are old as dirt. I said middle aged. Fuck that dumb whore.
     
  12. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Nah...juss snuggled
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I swear I gave candy to a full-grown man dressed in a Darth Vader costume.
     
  14. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Naz didn't say hi?
     
  15. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I bet you were exceedingly polite to her :what:
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    It was probably your brother. :jj:
     
  17. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I thought you would recognize me...
     
  18. MasterBlaster

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    You'll never get any pussy acting like that.
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :jj:

    Satori Brah knows me too well.

    But I did eat the cany she would have received! :mad:
     
  20. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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    this never happened :grad: