SO this guy broke up with My Bff and he tried blaming me for it.

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    He was accusing me of fucking her. Telling her that there was some reason why she never introduced me to him. What a fucking psycho!!!!

    btw this is my new grindr pic that IM using and SO many guys are hitting on me. Its very flattering I just was not expecting the new haircut (the Satori high and tight )to be getting this much attention. or maybe its the few pounds I lost erliar this year. I feel like Storm from x-men when she had that meltdown and cut off all of her hair and got the mohawk but became a stonger better person.Oh and I might be getting a car tomarrow a 2007 colbolt with a spolier.


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  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    why doesn't Kiki post here anymore? :sad:
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So you're telling me there's a chance?


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  4. deidler

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    Why no pics of your bff?
     
  5. Satori Brah

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    told ya brah. looks good
     
  6. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Yer weiner looks small in that pic...
     
  7. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    I was gonna tease you

    until you said SPOILER :crazy:
     
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    Plus, he says "this guy" broke up with BFF, and the post has a picture of himself.

    I thought we were going to get to make fun of the dude, WTF?
     
  9. Super Mario

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    :jj: she instant messaged me last night to tell me that your new facebook pic looks like her ex boyfriend when he was cumming and it was freaking her out swear to god!!
     
  10. banksy

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    btw nice mom jeans.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    ...
     
  12. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    why do they put spoilers on front wheel drive cars?
     
  13. Satori Brah

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    yeah :lo5: that's what we do here
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    BRB changing Facebook profile pic
     
  15. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I thought this douchebag left? WTF?

    Go away again, douchebag.
     
  16. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :jj:
     
  17. Super Mario

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    she does she just needs me to remind her to post here. She ould tonight but she is on a date.
     
  18. Satori Brah

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    Mario...picture protip: don't hang your hands down around your sides like a monkey :apedance:
     
  19. deidler

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    One arm looks shorter than the other.
     
  20. Super Mario

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    its not but I bet yours is way bigger and dumb.