So this guy offered to suck my drivers dick got naked and then stole his car keys.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by AnimalGod, Jan 1, 2013.

  1. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    I sent one of my drivers to do a late cab run from a local bar that called for a pick up for a very drunk patron. When he got there the customer had wandered outside and it took my driver and the bar staff a few minutes to locate him. When they did the customer gave my driver his money upfront. On the ride home the customer kept telling my driver how he wanted to suck his dick. This happens fairly often from male and female clients and my drivers are told to just deflect and joke with the customer and just get them home as soon as possible. The customer pulled out his dick and lowered his pants around his ankle my driver said he was scared the guy might have a taser or weapon and rather than struggle with the customer to put him out of his car he decided just get him home. The guy apparently began to stroke his hard cock and tell my driver that he wanted him and some other drivers to get rough with him and that he wanted to be fisted hard. When my driver arrived at the guys house the guy grabbed my drivers crotch. When my driver pushed his hand away the guy grabbed the keys from the ignition. He then crawled into his back seat my driver got out of his car and tried to tell the guy he was going to call the cops and for help. The guy got out of the back of the car all he had on was a shirt and started running through the snow in his front yard barefoot and naked dangling the keys trying to get my driver to chase him. He then ran into his house telling my driver to come find him in the basement. My driver called me and said he was scared and wanted me to know where he was in case something happened to him of course I told him to call the police and to move a few houses down and run if the guy came back out. The guy left his pants shoes and cell phone in the car. When the cops showed my driver explained what happened and since the door was still open they went in. He doesn't know what happened inside but when the cops came out with his keys they were all laughing the two female cops were literally covering their mouths because they were laughing so hard. My driver put all of the guys stuff on a vehicle that was parked in the guys driveway. On his way home he realized that the guy had put an additional $60 in his cup holder so the total on the short cab run was $80. like I told my driver he now had a story that was priceless.
     
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  2. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    brule story co
     
  3. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    This thread will have 742 million post's.
     
  4. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Could happen
     
  5. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    As long as he didn't jizz in the backseat, sounds like a win...
     
  6. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    My driver had some party favors (hats and whistles) that he got from one of the bars he picked up at that he was going to give his kids. he said he was just going to toss them now that the guy had gotten his junk all over them.
     
  7. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Fucking Kanye! :jj:
     
  9. Jack-A-Roe

    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    how much do you keep on an 80 dollar payment your employee collects? Hopefully at least half
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I hate everyone. :coffee:
     
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    Fucking hillarious !!Was the guy cute?? When me and the BFF went camping once thus hot guy on LSD got naked and went crazy we just kept staring and smiling.
     
  12. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I'm sure when he woke up he wasn't sure if what happened was part of his drunken antics or a dream...until he found his clothes in the front yard. :jj:
     
  13. Gunslinger

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    Doesn't your service drive other people's cars home with another driver following in another car or are you also operating as a standard cab company.
     
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    Snake Plissken New Member Banned User

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    Would you like me to repeat what he said?
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    mario
     
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    nobody's reading all that shit lumpy
     
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    DroppingLoads New Member Banned User

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    Fake story.
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    didn't read but i'm pretty sure dan offered to suck his driver's dick.

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  20. bertman19

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    I think the problem is advertising your company as "Blowjob Cab"