So this is the most offensive thing on the internet currently

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Avery, Dec 11, 2014.

  1. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Amy: What should I ask the president at this stupid Jeffrey breakfast?




    Scott: Would he like to finance some movies.




    Amy: I doubt it. Should I ask him if he liked DJANGO?




    Scott: 12 YEARS.



    Amy: Or the butler. Or think like a man?



    Scott: Ride-along. I bet he likes Kevin Hart.
     
  2. freds

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    you would have a hard time selling this as more annoying than dawg's "Stern Forum."
     
  3. Gwarn1

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    I love her apology. Saying that's not who she is. Bullshit, that's exactly who you are.
     
  4. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It's like when the help overhears you joking around with your colleagues at the Country Club. Amirite?
     
  5. Nikki

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    They didn't apologize for their comments on Angelina Jolie :mad:
     
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    Da fuck?


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  7. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    She should apologize to US for that accent she used in "A Mighty F(He)art"

     
  8. Gwarn1

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    I got caught doing that once, old black man was buffing my shoes, after he heard it he was grinding my shoes so hard sparks were flying
     
  9. Nikki

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    I didn't see that one. I think she is beautiful.
     
  10. wife is a whore

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    Did they call her an anorexic pill addict? Cause if they did, there is nothing to apologize for.
     
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    They called her an untallented brat. Sound like it will hold up in court
     
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    Boy whomever green lit the anti north Korea movie must be popular in the corporate offices today
     
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  13. Nikki

    Nikki growing a tail

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    http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/10/angelina-jolie-sony-hack-scott-rudin-jobs-leak/
    Angelina Jolie behaves like a petulant child, and an untalented one at that ... this according to a big Hollywood producer who's the latest Sony Leak victim.

    Famed producer Scott Rudin -- whose credits include "Captain Phillips" and "Moneyball" -- fired off an email to Sony Pictures Co-Chairman Amy Pascal, warning her NOT to listen to Jolie's objection of David Fincher directing "Jobs."

    Rudin -- who is producing "Jobs" -- wrote, "I am not destroying my career over a minimally talented, spoiled brat." But he wasn't done, describing "the insanity and rampaging spoiled ego of [Jolie]."

    And there's still more. Rudin wrote, "She's a camp event and a celebrity and that's all and the last thing anybody needs is to make a giant bomb with her that any fool could see coming."

    The hackers -- who call themselves Guardians of Peace -- have threatened to continue the leaks unless Sony pulls the upcoming movie, "The Interview."

    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/10/angelina-jolie-sony-hack-scott-rudin-jobs-leak/#ixzz3LevdAAog
     
  14. Daveindiego

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    Silly little people, you don't exist in their gilded world, why are you worrying about their gilded problems. :giggle:
     
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    It is getting about time to burn this bitch down, btw.

    :c
     
  16. wife is a whore

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    Sounds about right. Bitch is a mess. Her talent is being hot and mental, but now she's just mental.

    Boy, ya look back on it and probably any dude w/ a suitcase full of blow, xanax and oxies could have walked onto the set of Girl, Interrupted and had Jolie, Winona Ryder and Brittany Murphy at the same time. All pilled up messes.
     
  17. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    If you're into praying mantises.
     
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  19. Nikki

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    ok, this made me laugh. :hilarious: