So This Salesman Came Into My Office Today

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by StormCloud, May 3, 2013.

  1. StormCloud

    StormCloud Well-Known Member

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    He looked like a cross between Brad Pitt and George Clooney. All the women in the office were stammering when he spoke to them and they were craning their necks over the filing cabinets and around the corners to get a better look at him. I thought guys were bad about this, but I was nearly embarrassed for these women.
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Then what happened?
     
  3. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I can't look handsome men in the eyes...I'm very shy, IRL.
     
  4. Babs

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    :munch:
     
  5. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    He's prolly gay.
     
  6. StormCloud

    StormCloud Well-Known Member

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    I swear I could smell the estrogen in the air. This guy probably never had to ask for sex. A quick glance in the direction of a woman would drop her panties and have her begging for it.
     
  7. Babs

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    Probably a shitty lover.
     
  8. StormCloud

    StormCloud Well-Known Member

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    They gushed on for at least an hour after he left. I'd never seen these gals so sexed up. One of them actually left early.
     
  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    And they thank you, Medusa.
     
  10. StormCloud

    StormCloud Well-Known Member

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    Probably - he smelled of gin at 11:00 in the morning. I didn't want to ruin the fantasy for the gals so I didn't tell them.
     
  11. DroppingLoads

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    You really are a cocksucker. :coffee:
     
  12. Mack

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    :wub: Thanks, man!
     
  13. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    However, I would be able to look you square in the eye, toe-to-toe...grow up, man-child. Your schtick is getting old, real fast with all of the females here.
     
  14. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    THAT explains it! :c







































    No, really I'm ugly. :depressed:
     
  15. wigtropolis

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    He probably got drunk and choked himself while masturbating in the motel 6 earlier that morning
     
  16. stripes

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    i would settle for just sniffing their panties after that:dontknow: