Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Dec 19, 2014.
I know, faggot pwned
What did you give?
On a serious note, I got 10 bucks that says this guy uses them to masturbate.
I gave a $50 itunes giftcard
I would have been all 'Fuck Yeah!!!!' with that gift!
If I had gotten the heated slippers I would have been all 'FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK, I don't own a microwave!!!!!'!
You gave the better gift. God will like you when you die.
it's like WTF am I .. 78?
Too late, you already beat off with them?
Fuck'in A, dude. Is there anything you don't fuck in your house?
Throat punch the fuckstick that gave you that
Did the 60 yr old grandmom get the itunes gift card?
Your Jewish and Muslim posters probably take offense at terms like those, Dawg.
Happy Holidays is much more appropriate.
Piss on yur happy holiday.
Merry Christmas or
someone is trying to kill you
rags with linseed oil on them have been proven to spontaneous combust. The right mix of oxygen is all it takes