So, today we exchanged gifts at work and this is what I got

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I know, faggot pwned :owned: :facepalm:

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    What did you give?
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    On a serious note, I got 10 bucks that says this guy uses them to masturbate.

    Any takers?
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I gave a $50 itunes giftcard :dontknow:
     
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    :bigthink
     
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    Merry Christmas.
     
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    I would have been all 'Fuck Yeah!!!!' with that gift!

    :cheer:


    If I had gotten the heated slippers I would have been all 'FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK, I don't own a microwave!!!!!'!


    You gave the better gift. God will like you when you die. :grad:
     
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    <conflict poster>
     
  11. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    it's like WTF am I .. 78?
     
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    What?

    Too late, you already beat off with them?

    Fuck'in A, dude. Is there anything you don't fuck in your house?
     
  13. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Throat punch the fuckstick that gave you that
     
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    Did the 60 yr old grandmom get the itunes gift card? :jj:
     
  15. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Your Jewish and Muslim posters probably take offense at terms like those, Dawg.

    Happy Holidays is much more appropriate.

    :c
     
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    Piss on yur happy holiday.
    Merry Christmas or :leavecunt:
     
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    thanks amigo! :mrpeanut:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    someone is trying to kill you

    rags with linseed oil on them have been proven to spontaneous combust. The right mix of oxygen is all it takes
     
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