so tomorrow night will be really embarrassing

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  1. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Tomorrow night me and my way fucked up friends have tickets to the metal show billed "Cathouse live". It's not really anybody good. Dokken..meh!? Dangerous toys, Sebastian Bach and somebody else. I thought it was faster pussycat but its not..anyways, I've met that jerk don dokken a bunch of times and retard never remembers me, always hits on me and then when I tell him to get the fuck away from he hits on my friend from Holland. Pulls the same shit with her every time.
    So last concert I got really pissed at my friends cuz they all looked like they had just got off work at Sears. Crappy black dresses. So my one friend just showed me what she is wearing...Jesus flipping Christ.

    I'm going to a psuedo metal concert with a bunch of old bitches that have black manicures ( dated look) and are going to try to rock leather in the summertime at a outdoor hot weather concert. My one friend just told me.....SHES THE QUEENBEE tomorrow night

    See, I told you guys there's no gawd.

    F mutt
     
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    Sounds like somebodies gonna get a cunt-punt.:hhh:
     
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    This whole thread is just to let everyone know that you turned down Dokken, right?
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...post a pic after youre dressed up ok monsoon.
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase Gold

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    Pics or nothing ever happens, like ever.
     
  8. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    No its I can see the future. I think I'm going to have another 3 drinkies and pull a mooose and go fall down somewhere convienant. I'm going to be embarrassed tomorrow. I see it from space. It's not in Hollywood where you can get away with it. Oh noes.

    F mutt
     
  9. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    I don't wear leather. We should hang.
     
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    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    Has the thought occurred to you that maybe your just not that memorable?



    I wore out Dokkens Under lock and Key on cassette a million years ago
     
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    This!

    Or at least a thorough description of what you're wearing.

    Type slowly

    :drool:
     
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    Lester Well-Known Member

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    My wife is a huge Motley Crue fan. A couple years back we went to see them in Philly. I laughed my ass off at all the middle aged people dressed like it was 1986.
     
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    I saw Dokken at a club in Dallas a couple of years ago. The band sounded good but Don SUCKKKED! That a-hole didn't even attempt to sing his songs. I was talking to this 20 something kid from India before the show and was excited to finally see that band. Saw him after the show and even he was pissed about how Don didn't really sing.
     
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  14. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    He hits on everybody, or should I say hell send a stagehand to go ask. That's just 1 of the reasons I think he's a POS.
    I'm worried about me showing up with a gaggle of old broads that have way too much going on.
    I know they will all have their fake hair in. I'm wearing mine. The bag of chips bra, huge heels. And they feel leather is appropriate. Oh noes.


    F mutt
     
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    Oh god, I'm so glad I'm staying home and watching videos on youtube.
    I can't embarrass myself any more than I do every day just walking around. :)
     
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    My sister never goes to concerts and she wanted to go see Adam Ant. The whole place was full of late 40 something fattys dressed like it was 1983 again . It's so embarrassing. They also act like they are 13 . You can tell chicks that got married young and never got the party shit out of their system in their 20s when the rest of us did . They are trying to make up for lost years but they look stupid doing it at almost 50 .
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

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    Big deal. He hits on you.

     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm 42 and saw slipknot last year. Later that month I saw slayer. I do not give a fuuuuuuck.
     
  19. Beefus and Wigward lies

    Beefus and Wigward lies Hurts so good.

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    "You sound like you got a nice pair of baloney tits."

    80's Metal is always a good reason to make a scene/ ass of yourself or watch others do it!

    My busty wife is well steeped in Metal/ glam knowledge- to the point that it scares me about how far she made it backstage!

    No cock warts, so- fingers crossed.
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

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    Your wife is Eddie Trunk?