So u get an email from the spouse of one of ur parents, claiming that you need to....

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  1. Phan Neepack

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    ...to 'step up' and take care of a family member who's experiencing some significant health issues ----when, in actuality, you've virtually been the ONLY one who has been caring for said family member for the last year & a half . (At great emotional & monetary expense on your part)


    do you:

    A) to maintain your dignity, rip this person a new asshole while shoving their dogs severed scrotum down their throat, as you explain in great detail about the lengths you've gone to TO make sure said person has been cared for medically & otherwise (while everyone else has sat on their asses)



    or, do you

    B) (inorder to maintain familial sanguinity during a difficult time) bite your tongue... and, lovingly explain to this fuckstain that, while their knowledge on said matter is wildly inaccurate, you do appreciate their concern for said family members well being ...and politely suggest that they remain uninvolved in matters that they are poorly versed on



    my instinct is to yell and direct large quantities of offensive profanity towards said individual ... However, given the present circumstances, causing a family rift at this moment in time would be less that ideal for the subjects involved

    How would YOU proceed? Yooouuuu make the call !!!
     
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    Fuck off and die
     
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    phanee called his kids to ask if they'd help take care of him and his colostomy bag.
     
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    :jj: loolz! :lol:
     
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    b)
     
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    B)? or b)?
     
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    Eyesi}
     
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    c) pillow over the face
     
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    is said spouse of African origins?
     
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    Were I required to depend on your racist, bigoted asshole to help me, I would kill myself.
     
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    Spouse of your parent, so not a "real" parent? I'd tell em to fuck off and butt out.
     
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    Either one is fine but for the love of god dont hurt the poor dog! That's not necessary.