Conspiracy So... Umm... Well that happened...

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    sitting on my porch last night enjoying a fire and talking with the neighbors over a beer or two...

    Neighbors dog comes running through the little thicket of woods that separates our houses with a stick in its mouth...

    When the dog gets close, we all realize that the stick is actually a huge dildo... Everyone goes silent except the neighbors wife who immediately bolts after the dog, leading to one of the most entertaining chases in history.

    The dog would periodically drop the dildo, then the wife would break off pursuit of the dog and revector toward the dildo, but before she could reach it, the dog would circle back and snag it... This vicscious cycle repeated a couple times before the dog ran back into his yard.

    Then we all sat down again and watched the fire pretty much ailently
     
  2. Anfkid

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    What color was it?
     
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    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    Bet it smelled like your neighbours twat........
     
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    Holy fuck! It took a dog with a fake dildo to get Nacho to post something other than a political thread.
    There may be hope for you yet! :lol1:
     
  5. Shivvy

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    That fucking great :jj:
     
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    This is as believable as a Shivvy thread.
     
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    Question.

    Your neighbor wasn't on the clock and having his lunch break was he? Taking nips while at work can lead to bad stuff.
     
  8. MorningSong13

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    What's a 'fake dildo'?
     
  9. Rod-Stroker

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    Something about this story smells fishy
     
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    I guess you'll never look at her the same way. LOL!
     
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    Is she hot??
     
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    Lol, white dude color
     
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    I want to know the conversation around the fire once the chase was over!
     
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    This would be a great plot for an episode of modern Family.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Why do I have the Benny Hill music playing in my head as I read that story?
     
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    A re-enactment of the holocaust would be a great plot as long as she was in the episode looking like this!
     
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    :snicker:
     
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    Lol it was pretty much nothing afterwards. Just stared into the fire