...So we went to another wedding....

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  1. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    And i've never seen so much food in one place at one time. On the ride home, we tried to remember everything they served, and came up with the following:

    taco bar
    fajita bar
    table of every bread known to man
    table of every cheese know to man
    avocado salad
    cold pasta salad
    olives of every kind
    cold antipasto platters
    mozzarella/pepperoni/prosciutto rolls
    chick pea salad
    green salad
    chicken & shrimp asian style
    veggie dumplings
    calamari
    short ribs
    chicken franchaise
    eggplant rollatini
    Pasta Bar
    Sushi station
    Carving station (ham, lamb, turkey)
    veal & peppers
    fried shrimp
    rice balls
    bacon wrapped scallops
    potato pancakes.

    Then we had an appetizer of a Whopper sized stack of eggplant, mozzarella, red onion, roasted peppers, tomatoes in a balsamic dressing.

    Then we had a salad of baby greens with fresh berries and walnuts in a raspberry vinegrette

    Then :explode:we had dinner.

    Choice of:
    Filet Mignon
    Stuffed chicken
    Shrimp Oreganato
    Homemade Manicotti
    Roast Duck
    Vegetarian dinner

    Then we had dessert
    Wedding cake,
    Viennese table
    Chocolate fountain with anything and everything to dunk in it.
    Pastries
    etc etc etc.

    It was sick retarded.
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Poor Baddfunn.

    Why do you do this to him? Can't you just pack him a big box of the food and bring it home?

    Women.
     
  3. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    huh wha?
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Did Baddfunn stuff your head into the chocolate fountain, or vice versa?

    I would have put my hand into it and shoveled chocolate into my mouth. :smile:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Guys don't want to have to go to weddings.

    I'd rather pound myself in the forehead with a hammer than go to a wedding.
     
  6. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    f...f...fewwwd

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  7. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    it was mayhem. marshmallows and whatnot.
     
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    That's a catering bill right there.
     
  9. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    well, it was his family, so i was the one who got dragged there.
     
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    nice spread
     
  11. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    i know, right?

    for 260 people.
     
  12. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    the last wedding i went to was paid for by the bride and groom.

    we had a carved prime rib and mashed potato bar. :c
     
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    hows the civil war epic coming,you now the one where all the generals are black
     
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    waste of $$$
     
  15. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    and food. All i could think about was how much food was getting thrown in the garbage.
     
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    Italians Gone Wild.
     
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    I would have been all :nooo: and whatnot.
     
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    Interesting story brah :secret:
     
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    :stalker::flowers::wub::hug:[​IMG]


    Too much? :eek:
     
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    Never too much. :shucks:

    :hug: :wub: :cheer: