So what are you? a Bonobo? Or a Chimp?

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  1. Stew Nod

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    The bonobo is popularly known for its high levels of sexual behavior. Sex functions in conflict appeasement, affection, social status, excitement, and stress reduction. It occurs in virtually all partner combinations and in a variety of positions. This is a factor in the lower levels of aggression seen in the bonobo when compared to the common chimpanzee and other apes. Bonobos are perceived to be matriarchal and a male's rank in the social hierarchy is often determined by his mother's rank.
    Along with the common chimpanzee, the bonobo is the closest extant relative to humans. Because the two species are not proficient swimmers, the formation of the Congo River 1.5–2 million years ago possibly led to the speciation of the bonobo. Bonobos live south of the river, and thereby were separated from the ancestors of the common chimpanzee, which live north of the river. There is no concrete data on population numbers, but the estimate is between 29,500 and 50,000 individuals. The species is listed as Endangered on the IUCN Red List and is threatened by habitat destructionand human population growth and movement, though commercial poaching is the most prominent threat. It typically lives 40 years in captivity,[SUP][4][/SUP] though its lifespan in the wild is unknown.
     
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    One of the top 5 songs i've found this year...this chick is insanely talented

    [video=youtube;_xqXP6tiA-k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xqXP6tiA-k&list=FL4rynTIbV5Cg8vG1t3e8N_g[/video]
     
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    I Don't know but I do know I go ape shit now and then:dontknow:
     
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    You're a tough call I know you're a lover at heart(bonobo), But you're also a brawler(chimp)...perhaps ye are of mixed breed
     
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    right about 4:20 this song kicks ass, though
     
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    A silverback gorilla
     
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    Riiight
     
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    [video=youtube;a4hFwJm41h4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4hFwJm41h4[/video]
     
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    LOL

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    Just giving you the heads up stew I'm having " delusional thoughts of grange" ITT:c
     
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    [video=youtube;pXq8rELhUkw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXq8rELhUkw[/video]
     
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    LOLMG...dat wuz pretty Hylarious
     
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    Yeah it was... sad thing is he just don't get it.. never has never will
     
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    So when I was like 16 there was this perfect Jewish family in our hood...better than everyone....Envied by all

    Dad ran away with his secretary...the mom cried and creid for months...It was terrible and my bast pal, his son inherited(somehow) the 1980 Green Mercury Marquis...and we drove that fucker around all night every night...for some reason the kid always played this song....I always figured it was like a message to his dad

    [video=youtube;gQkiqQ7zZBQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQkiqQ7zZBQ[/video]
     
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    Not sure. I have been known to hurl my shit when I'm drunk as a skunk. :bigthink
     
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    The background singer...mama fuckin lucia....OY

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    [video=youtube_share;6qmVNB4nalk]http://youtu.be/6qmVNB4nalk[/video]
     
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    :ninjatune: