So what are you handing out on Halloween? you cheap bastard...

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Let's talk brass tax....Halloween is in a few days, what can the kiddies expect when they knock on your door?

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    they can expect me to be out drinking
     
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    Nobody ever comes to my door........:(
     
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    Awwwww , someday they will allow kids to trick or treat in prisons ...hang in there
     
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    I'm thinking about carrying eggs with my sons, if u have decorations and no candy, egg bombing time!
     
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    :watchingyou:
     
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    I'll be with the gf and her daughter trick or treating so I won't be home.
    But I did buy a whole big bag of Reese's peanut butter pumpkins for us and a big bag of kit kats.
     
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    They'll never get past the guards.. :bigcry:
     
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    :bigcry:
     
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    I always thought that guards would grant a treat if they were given a trick?
     
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    Mmmmmmmmmm my favorite. ...
     
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    Anal
     
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    You suck
     
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    I was thinking woman's prison but that would work too.
     
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    we get around 400 kids.. 1 candy corn each.. and maybe I'll be the asshole that hands our religious flyers and toothpaste.
     
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    You can also legally kick them in the balls if you live in Texas or Florida
     
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