Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Mar 6, 2014.
stood there naked holding a box of kittens, giftscriptions, and a key to a vault of 40,000 copies of Oh my Dog! wearing a john stamos mask, just like Howard's engagement story
It sounded like Howard and Horsy where role playing.
Beth was her old Al Qatar escort persona and Howard were the rich Arab sheik that put money into her account.
BTW.. Howard's condoms are used on the dildo that Beth uses on Howard. Thats why they are XL and black.
If she's lucky the ugly mother fucker just gave her his Black card and left her alone.
He put mega $$ into an online shopping account for Beth bc apparently that's the ONLY place she can find her shoe size
Just a little horseplay.
that reminds me, i was looking at my photo bucket at work and found an old pic of howard
i asked an assistant "what do you think of his teeth?" and she said "i think they are fake as can be, not attached to his head, and ugly"
How unromantic can a person be?
he didn't charge her the normal 1% for cashing her monthly check
gift-wrapped a few sugar cubes
Gave her a really expensive gift card to her favorite shopping site.
Damn! That is so fucking romantic I wonder what Beth did for him
Flowers, Nobu and a 12 inch strap-on. Nothing special.
Most women like their husbands clean shave because they love their face. Beth wants Howard unshaven. lol
Howard played You're the Wind Beneath My Wings over and over while sobbing in the corner. Beth googled her name and kittens while drinking wine from the bottle.
Tickled his prostate (I mean Howard grabbed & tickled BethO's prostate)
You would think these shoe designers would be falling all over themselves to personally make Beth her giant-sized shoes. Where is she getting shoes from? Zappos? Meanwhile, she's fighting with trannies for those coveted shoes.