So what do you collect?

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  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Tell me. I really could give a shit, yet I am intrigued. Even better tell me what you think a Saloon Member collects.

    I have a big collection of Lionel Trains handed down from my Granddad and my Dad that I have added to. Gay.

    For other members, I know Smacky collects sports cards. I imagine DAWG collects cock rings and anal beads, Tyson collects hidden idols in Hawaii and ChuckZ collects soiled Boy Scout uniforms and sniffs them.

    What say you, fuckers?
     
  2. mingmen

    mingmen New Member

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    pubic hair
     
  3. scrambler

    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Fuck off rapist!
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Schmoopy's cock is collecting dust.
     
  5. lucky

    lucky New Member Banned User

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    Grudges.
     
  6. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I got shot down again!! :pissed:
     
  7. Lissy

    Lissy New Member

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    babies ;)
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Ex girlfriends, beer cans, and love handles
     
  9. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Me too. :rolleye:
     
  10. rob82

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    DNA from MONK's rape victims
     
  11. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Sooo... Monk's semen?
     
  12. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Movies. First it was VHS, the DVD, now blu ray. I have thousands. Also movie memorabilia and props. I also love old woodworking tools, especially wood planes.

    I know, I'm too cool for school.
     
  13. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    um nuthing cuz im not a homo
     
  14. rob82

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    Yes. That's exactly it.
     
  15. scrambler

    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    I would hope it would have a little bit of the victims DNA mixed in.
     
  16. rob82

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    As well as their previous partners. He only rapes whores and homeless people, as you know.
     
  17. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    U collect that in your mouth/vag too.
     
  18. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yes... as well as Precious Moments figurines.
     
  19. rob82

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    What about dev's anus? WHAT ABOUT DEV'S ANUS
     
  20. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    That's where I keep the figurines.