So what happens these days if you sneeze on a flight and joke that You just came from Africa?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    wait for it

     
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    Whoa. If I was on that plane, I'd want to kick that guy's ass. I wonder what the total delay was.
     
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    Everybody filming it. It's Bizzaro world we're living in now
     
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    I would have also ejected the ignorant woman who kept trying to start a crowd reaction with her fucking "booooo". Not to mention what kind of person mocks someone who may have a deadly disease?

    I'm not clear on what happened. I heard the guy saying "I'm not from Africa" but had he joked or something that that's where he was coming from? If so, he's an idiot, too. Like making a joke about having a bomb in your shoe--what do you think is going to happen?
     
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    What a great way to insure you are first off the plane. Gonna have to start using this trick!
     
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    Also will work at the breakfast buffet!
     
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    How stupid of the Guys in Blue suits!

    If the Guy Truly was infected with Ebola
    They walked him Through the FRONT of Plane potentially exposing another 100 or more passengers...GENIUS I tell ya!
     
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    #death penalty
     
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    its only going to get worse
     
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    They sat on the plane for 2 hours while they checked he hadnt actually been to Africa. Over reaction at its finest.
     
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    After he sneezed he said "I have ebola y'all are screwed."
     
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    it pains me to realize that jokes like that would swirl around in my mind. i would hope i'd have enough discipline to not say anything but history has proven it's a 50/50 shot.
     
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    Flight attendant announcement....
    "This guy is a fucking asshole but we have to error on the side of caution"
    :jj:
     
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    if he has a southern accent, it makes it 10 times funnier.
     
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    i just remembered i have candy. :dance: :yay:

    candy, coffee and ebola in the morning.
     
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    :giggle:


    For a moment, I thought those were paranoid passengers getting on the plane for travel. :doh: I thought damn, those suits will sure be uncomfortable after a while. It looked like taking the face mask SARS scare to a whole new level.

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    I may have used a little creative liberty after viewing the video.
     
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    the jew had it right

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    In stead of peanuts now on a plane you get a MASK.
     
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    Be a while before i fly again.
     
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