So what pisses you OFF???

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  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I bought a new shirt today at Macy's. Cost me 70 bucks. Brought it home and there is a rip in it. Now I gotta travel 25 mins each way to return it.

    PISSES ME OFF!!!

    Also, I took the wife to dinner tonight for Valentine's Day. Steak was over cooked and the stupid waitress spilled my beer on me.

    PISSES ME OFF!!


    Vent here fuckers!
     
  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Lets play some poker monk. It will make you feel better.
     
  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Oh, and I bought a bag of pistachios the other day. Yeah, you know, the type that is IMPOSSIBLE to open. Tried to open it tonight, got frustrated and BOOM!!! The fucking bag blew up.

    Pistachios all over the fucking kitchen floor and 2 retarded beagles scurrying and snapping on shells trying to eat them.

    PISSES ME OFF!!!
     
  4. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Pistachios = dog killers
     
  5. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    You got troubles Monk
     
  6. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    More problems than a Math book.
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Thread idea :cheer:
     
  8. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Do eeeet!!! :jj:
     
  9. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    hitting a red light at a newly signalized intersection.
     
  10. TYSON

    TYSON New Member VIP

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    You know what pisses me off? :pissed:

    People who come to only lurk the site. Fuck you!!!!!

    People who raises on the fucking blind. Fuck you!!!!!

    I've been weaning off of Methadone and it's been pissing me off. Fuck you!!!!

    The neighbor dogs who bark at every fucking thing that passes by. Fuck you!!!!

    The fucking cat who sleeps on the hood of my car and leaves prints on the windshield. Fuck you!!!!
     
  11. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Life.
     
  12. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    That's one of the few things that put a smile on my face.:kitty:
     
  13. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I feel for you. Life it tough in HAWAII!!!! Pfft.
     
  14. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    People who use their vehicle as a weapon or swerve at somebody to try intimidating or scaring them.
     
  15. Druiddroid

    Druiddroid New Member

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    lent

    fish fry at work becomes a flood of lukewarm catholics expecting good service from workers getting paid under minimum wage
     
  16. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I hate the stupid questions in life that slowly sucks my time. Added up retarded fucks have already cost me countless hours responding to thoughts that should have stayed in their empty fucking heads.

    For example, we had my daughter's birthday party today at a gymnastics place. About 20 minutes before the kids are set to arrive, my cock sucking camera tells me the batteries are dead. No fucking meter mind you, or progress bar, just "Hey fuck stick. We're dead"

    So I tell the wife, "I have to go run and get batteries."





















    Simple. Fucking. Statement.



    It didn't require a conversation, a cross-examination, group vote, census, poll, NOTHING AT ALL. In a perfect world, I state "I have to go get batteries" and I get in my car and get the fucking batteries.

    Do we live in a perfect world? No. Know how I know? Because my wife had to ask me a question and take 40 more seconds off my life I'll never get back.

    Her oh so important question?





    "You mean, like, buy them?"

    So I stopped. i turned around and looked at what has become of my life. I wasn't rude though. I answered.

    "Buy them? No. I figure I'll go in with a plan to rent with option to buy, but if the guy plays hard ball I might just all Natural Born Killers and stab the guy in the eye with a ballpoint and make a grab for the double a's. If I'm not back in twenty take up a collection for bail and call my lawyer."

    I'll give my XBox 360, PS3, and 4 Dreamcast games to the first guy that can find me and kill me.
     
  17. mingmen

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    airplane food
     
  18. Druiddroid

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    :rolleye:
     
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    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    people who owe me money avoiding me.

    but the worst part is, I need the money they owe me to go buy a baseball bat to collect the money forcefully :scratch:
     
  20. HowieCalbo

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    Why didn't you call out the waitress, monkey?
    You blew it.