So, what the fuck is with all this Duck Dynasty crap in stores?

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  1. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    I don't watch the show, so I don't know what all the buzz is about. One of these guys started a business making duck callers or something? How does this turn into a massive marketing machine that only seems to be rivaled by KISS? Do people find this family charming, with their ZZ Top beards? Seems to me this is redneck television, so I can't figure out why this family has their fucking show title pasted all over everything. There's more Duck Dynasty shit out there that The Walking Dead or The Big Bang Theory, for fuck's sake.


    I sure hope you guys are above buying this shit. Fucking hillbillies selling their souls for what I hope is fifteen minutes of fame.
     
  2. BrulesRules

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    Never watched it, never will.
     
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    people like you talk about it and thats what they want
     
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    It's an ok show but as each week goes by I dislike it more and more
    I have no idea why anyone would purchase their stuff tho...that's some mark shit
     
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    I don't watch the show or buy their stuff, but I have to applaud any of these reality tv characters that can turn their exposure into millions of merchandise dollars.
     
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    'murica
     
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    Are you a SIPAWITZ mult?
     
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    I have zero interest in ever watching this show. I am merely aware of the existence of it and plan to expend as little energy as possible on it
     
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    1. rednecks built this country b.tv is overrun with kardashian type bimbos & there is no room for this show? 3. its a simple little show that's actually funny to watch & they have family values, whatever that means:dontknow:4. you spend your time on a looza stern forum & are bragging about how you're too good for their tv show....whatever dude...:rolleye:
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    k, show us your tits again:coffee:
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It's funny. No one seems to watch hillbilly blood...both guys seem like really cool cats. they are def an example of the redeeming side of southern mountain boys

    The show actually focuses on them living off the land and surviving on a subsitence lifestyle. No drama though, thus no ratings
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    no drama on duck dynasty either, its a rather refreshing show that Hollywood types hate....
     
  16. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    why does there have to be a redeeming side of southern mountain boys, seems kind of a bigoted statement...they should be more like jersey guidos maybe?:dontknow:
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    LOL simmer down

    I just dont go for all that USA USA, barbeque, forced accent crap

    trust me there's plenty of stuff that bugs me about Jersey folks
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    you make a lot of bigoted assumptions & then pull the usual interwebs overdone simmer down, or you mad bro?:rolleye:..that was snarky 5yrs ago..try to keep up buckwheat.
     
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    Stew Nod thinks southern people force their accents :roll:
     
  20. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    ya, southern people run around chanting usa usa, wearing the red/white & blue....& who is gonna wise up that bigot to his own accent?